Tag: Weirdness

Haiku Tuesday: Scanner Ninja

I look down the aisle Gauging all of the options My eyes fall on it   “Pick me” it cries out “I will be fast and so fun“ Self service check out   I scan all my stuff… Read More

2015 Resolution Wrap Up

Now that 2015 is just a memory, it is the time for all good men and women to review their resolutions and goals made at the dawn of 2015 and see how we did.  Make my new apartment… Read More

M.E.O.W. vs Severina

Some time has passed and the kittens have been busy with their training “Director Naynos” said Salem  “We are now proficient with our menacing cuteness rays and feel we can now take our place among the full fledged… Read More

Twas The Night Before……..

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. I have run the race to the finish.  Just one more night One last scenario One more day I have to make sure I am up in… Read More

Do Not Touch The Elf!!

Wednesday December 9, 2015 An interview conducted with eyewitnesses to the event that transpired earlier in the morning.  No one is sure when.  Or how.  We only know one thing for sure… This Elf is not the sweet… Read More

Christmas Card Fiasco

Time for Family Christmas Pictures!  We tried to get these done awhile back but my Ugly Christmas Sweater didn’t fit. Strike 1   So I ordered one that adds an extra 100 lbs.  BUT IT FIT! So we… Read More

Thanksgiving Turkey Pinata

I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving!  Our family celebrated by renting a cabin in the mountains where we ate, played poker (I WON I WON I WON), ate, watched scary movies (Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer sceeves… Read More

Haiku Tuesday: Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving this week I am thankful for all my Friends & family   We have been shopping I hope we have enough food Only got 3 carts Family Custom Dictates enough to feed horde Leftovers abound   Hope… Read More

Grandma Got Purple Hair!

It might just be me, but I doubt it. Does anyone else feel like their ‘outside’ doesn’t match up with their ‘inside’?  Every time I look in the mirror I feel like this old fat lady is there… Read More

Haiku Tuesday: Coffee Creamer

I must have coffee But I cannot drink it black So I need creamer   This is what I have Not sure what it really is Not really creamer No sugar, no fat Maybe it is really just… Read More